Commercial Version of the UCL Song. Beat that Plat...
We'll build a competition from which you can't get knocked out,
As long as you're Real, United or your chairman's got clout,
It'll be the same old teams again and again,
At least four from Italy, England and Spain.
It's all part of our great master plan you must see,
To get lots of money selling the rights to TV,
The fans may get bored of all these meaningless games,
but it's all advertising space for the big brand names.
No room for your Belgians, Swedes or East Europeans
But we'll stil call the winners...... The Champions!